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A Year In Writing—What’s Been Published

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Hey readers. December is here, and it’s been quite a year. A lot has happened in the world, big things and small. A quarter century into the new millennium we are. Well, here’s here’s a highlight reel of what this author has published.

A few poems have come out. If you haven’t read them, now’s your chance:

“Shelly, I Say” and “Accidental” in Tar River Poetry Review

“Lunch Atop a Skyscraper” in Roanoke Review

“Ode To Chris Thile’s Receding Hairline” in Loom

For you fiction fans out there, I’ve got stories for you:

“I Love You, Prancer Donner Blitzen” in Descant

“What You Stand To Gain” in Thriller Magazine

“Worlds Over The Edge” in Ember

“Last Day In April” in Amsterdam Quarterly
(a story that placed Honorable Mention in Glimmer Train’s prize in 2013)

“Mode of Pursuit” in Close to the Bone

I did have one light-hearted essay out:

“Michael, Muppets, and Memories” in I Have That On Vinyl

There were a lot of humor pieces, but I’m only sharing the cream of the crop here:

“If People Who Call Vaccines “The Jab” Spoke That Way About Other Historically Life-Saving Medical Interventions”

—The Haven

“I Have Very Simple, Normal Rules For Consuming Fruit Snacks”

—Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

“The Fall of Civilization as Told By Apple Plus News Spotlight Push Notifications”

—Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

“The Warm Food Has Arrived, So Let’s Begin Our Meeting And Then Have The Food
—Slackjaw

“I’m So Self-Reliant I Joined an Individualist Community”

—Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

“From Now On, Every App Will Feature An AI Chatbot”

—Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

“This Toddler Is Playing 4-D Chess With You”

—Frazzled

“How To Prepare For Life Under Technofeudalism”

—Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

“The Only Thing That Stops a Bad Guy with a Gun is a Good Guy with a Gun”

—Civil Politics

“Guidelines For Character Accents In Hollywood Films”

—Slackjaw

“Reasons I Need a Treat: A Madlib”

—Points In Case

“Excuse Me, But Your Theme Park Is Actually A Motif Park”

—McSweeney’s

“Diet Trends You Haven’t Tried Yet and Probably Shouldn’t”

—Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

“Please Download This Mobile Game Based On The Dystopian TV Show Called ‘The Agony Tournament’”

—Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

“I Just Want To Mindlessly Shoot Zombies and Barrels”

—Slackjaw

“I’m Going Off the Grid To Get Away From Society, As Soon As I Finish Using Society’s Grid To Build My Bunker”

—Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

“The Family Tree of Elves In My Legendarium is Very Straightforward”

—Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

“I, The Buddha, Will Not Be Playing Parcheesi At Your Game Night”

—Slackjaw

“Only A Couple More Episodes To Go Watching Me, The Show You’re Pretending To Enjoy”

—Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

“I, A Toddler, Am No Longer The Person I Was Five Seconds Ago”

—Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

“A Menu Of Our Fine, Though Illegal French Cheeses And Their Legal-To-Buy-And-Own Assault Weapon Pairings”

—Points In Case (coming soon)

The Tenth Anniversary of An Authentic Derivative

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Readers, it has been a decade since my novel, An Authentic Derivative.

Ten years ago, I self-published a satirical novel, using IndieGoGo to raise the funds for the production of the novel. Contributors got their own copy.

Hard to believe it’s ten years. But in case you missed it, here’s the skinny:

An Authentic Derivative
a Caleb Coy “novel”

 An Authentic Derivative, is still available on Amazon. 

Click HERE to order a print copy!
Click HERE to order an ebook on Kindle!

41LZSXEGPFLIndie rocker Garrett Sedgwick is a reclusive artist struggling to assert his identity to a sectarian fan base. Cynical graphic artist Neil Oberlin is given the task of sketching Sedgwick’s next album cover. However, proximity to the brooding musician begins to compound Neil’s own anxieties about himself, his generation, and Sedgwick’s great secret. Things are about to get awkward.

Set in Nashville, An Authentic Derivative tells the story of a generation of overeducated, over cultivated millennials.

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8/10/15 Bibliofreak names An Authentic Derivative “book of the week.”

Reviews:
“Imagine The Greate Gatsby told by a young and self-conscious David Foster Wallace born after 1980.” (James Bair, EnglishPlusLanguage Blog)

“This reads like the monologue at the beginning of a later Wes Anderson film, as edited by Salinger. I don’t hate it.” (Stephano Mugnaini)

The funds to produce and promote the novel were raised through an IndieGoGo campaign. I am indebted to my friends, my family, and others who helped make possible my goal of publishing the novel independently.

Follow the protagonist, @GarrettSedgwick, on Twitter.

A Poem of Mine is Published in The Inaugural Issue of ‘Brain of Forgetting’

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An Irish legend tells of Cenn Faelad, who lost his ‘brain of forgetting’ when his skull was split open in battle by a blow to the head from a sword. He developed a perfect memory, and wrote everything down.

The new literary journal, Brain of Forgetting, has published their inaugural issue, titled “Stones,” to celebrate the legend.

My poem, “Sapphire Stone,” appears in the inaugural issue.

This may or may not qualify me as an Irish poet.

Either way, I’m excited to share the news.

“My Week at the Full Armor Lectures” by Jeremy Marshal, Wednesday, part 1

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“My Week at the FUll Armor Lectures”
by Jeremy Marshal
Wednesday, part 1

from Wednesday:
“Brother Sharp was acting like a game show host announcing that I’d won the grand prize. “Besides the vacation, Calvin, the Cortez church is going to be donating these books to you, for your personal library.” He handed me the list to look over. Debates I’ve Won; More Debates I’ve Won; and Debates I’ve Attended and Really Enjoyed, all by Dr. Remus Philbert. A Critique of Everything Written By Strudel Harrison Since 1985 (Including Church Bulletin Articles), by Mance Tatum. Whores of Babylon: Why All the Liberals Want to Score, by Flavil Waddey. A Preacher Boy’s Guide to Pulpit Humor and Potluck Etiquette, by Herbert and Edwina Sharp. “What do you think, Calvin?” he asked. You might have thought he was telling me I just won a new BMW the way he was going on.”

“My Week at the Full Armor Lectures” by Jeremy Marshall Day 3 (pt. 2)

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“My Week at the Full Armor Lectures”
by Jeremy Marshall
Day 3 (pt. 2)

From day 3.2:
“After my talk with Beauregard Jones Tuesday morning, I decided to skip the pre-lunch lectures and go to the Memphis Zoo. It dawned on me that the Full Armor Lectureship—indeed, our entire fellowship—was its own menagerie, a stationary Noah’s ark whose inhabitants refused to leave, all blaming one another for the stench in there. We are not exotic breeds from faraway lands in the First United Primitive Christian Church, however. We are more like stubborn relics of the recent past, looking at the world through nauseatingly garish Technicolor lenses. We live on in the rubble of Modernism, proudly making no concessions to the rest of the world as it evolves without us, flinging our filth at each other. I felt quite at one that day with the animals in the zoo, for it came to me that I, too, had been bred in captivity.”