10 Reasons to Read An Authentic Derivative, a novel by Caleb Coy

1o Reasons to Read An Authentic Derivative, A Novel By Caleb Coy:

  1. It’s SO Indie right now!
    The author is publishing it himself.
  2. The author used IndieGoGo to raise funds!
    The book was funded by a community of readers.
  3. It will increase your vocabulary!
    It has words like obsequious, mendacious, and premonitory.
  4. It includes art by Nashville resident and graphic artist Bud Thomas!
    Not just on the cover, but in the pages themselves
  5. It features Wilco, Nick Cave, Jack White, The Decembrists, Radiohead, Ben Kweller, Modest Moust, and other band names references throughout!unnamed-1
  6. The author was inspired by writers like F. Scott Fitzgerald, Donald Miller, J.D. Salinger, Woody Allen, Kurt Vonnegut, and David Foster Wallace!
  7. The story explores the struggles of millennials to live authentic, meaningful lives amidst the shifting values and conflicting scenes they occupy!
  8. Character analyze relationships to a degree that you might learn something about the person you’re dating!
  9. It’s pretty short. Like it’s not a real big commitment. This isn’t War and Peace we’re talking about.
  10. You get to make fun of hipsters! Check it out! Read the first seven pages for free!

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My IndieGoGo Campaign has Launched! An Authentic Derivative: A ”Novel” by Caleb Coy

I’m excited to announce that my IndieGoGo campaign has launched!

GO HEREYou can now preorder my novel, unnamed Uprising indie rocker Garrett Sedgwick has been described as “an over-reflective, hyper-self-ware, ungrateful artist, garrulous about his own craft.” Known for his “mercurial flexibility” and “intrepid penchant for mimicry,” the reclusive wunderkind struggles to assert his own identity among a sectarian fan base who trades rumors about his promotional stunts like currency. In the wake of his latest release, Gravity Waltzes, Sedgwick has already reserved studio time for yet another recording, backed by a new label. Only this time, there will be no promotion. His fans are poised to roll their eyes and perk their ears. Cynical graphic designer Neil Oberlin has moved to Nashville as one of many over-educated millennials trying to craft authentic lives for themselves. When he gets hold of a ticket to see Sedgwick live, our supercilious narrator is reluctantly thrust into a quest to design the perfect album cover. However, Neil’s proximity to the brooding, fickle musician is compounding his own anxieties. Haunted by his stifling religious upbringing and the uncertainty of his future, our self-deprecating narrator begins to grow paranoid. Will he assemble the ideal blend of roommates? Is he being roped into playing Cupid at the heart of a love triangle? Will he ever come to terms with his own brand? Armed with an obsequious vocabulary, our narrator must plumb through an indefinite malaise. For Neil Oberlin, things are about to get awkward. An Authentic Derivative is an odyssey into the shifting, conflicting scenes of a generation caught rolling its eyes at any attempt to define itself.

Click on this link: auth sample for a free sample of the first 7 pages!


Who’s the author? What’s he like?

  • “Is this your first novel?” In 7th grade I wrote a 140-page spy novel. I may or may not have written others since. This will be my first published novel. Ask me if I’ve been published.
  •  “Have you ever been published?” Yes. Essays, articles, short stories, and poems. This will be my first published novel. Most recently my personal essay, “Vultures,” was published by Connotation Press.
  • “Then why haven’t I heard of you?” Because I’m that underground. Also, they are small presses. I’m a niche writer.
  • “Do you have a blog?” I do. You can check me out at this blog, where I blog weekly on language, literature, and spirituality.
  • “Who are you, anyway?” I’m a 20-something white male Christian millennial southern/suburban Virginian who went to a Christian university, married a mountain girl, is raising an outrageous toddler, and teaches English near the West Virginia border.
  • “How do you have time to write a novel?” I don’t. Until summer. Teacher, remember?
  • “Why don’t you find a publishing house?” Have you been to Barnes and Noble lately? Publishing has changed. My book is a niche book; I’m not pursuing mainstream publishers. I want to build my audience at the grassroots level, and I want them to matter. This is a work of art. It is also in the spirit of the narrator, who hates branding and conglomerates, for me to publish his narrative myself, the way he would have wanted.

How Does Your Funding Contribute?

  • The basic funding covers the minimal costs of production. The novel is already written (and revised), but it will need cover art, as well as formatting to make it “book ready.” I also need to fund a professional proofreader.
  • Your funding also wins you perks! Depending on how much you give, you’ll receive updates on production, teasers from the novel, behind-the-scenes videos, a promotional Garrett Sedgwick concert ticket, or even a personal interview with our author!
  • If you wait to purchase the novel on Amazon, you’ll get to enjoy my book, but you’ll miss out on these limited-time perks!

The Impact of Funding the Novel

The publishing world is changing. Others have made the shift, not only to publishing fiction as e-books, but crowdfunding them.

  • My novel represents itself as a created work, but it also represents what authors and reader communities can do together.
  • By backing my novel, you are not only purchasing the novel, but investing in an indie art form. You’re supporting an author who not only wrote, but designed, packaged, and promoted his own novel. It’s like supporting a small business.
  • Your commitment to the creative project determines its success. You can fund the minimum ($2 for eBook) and still experience the novel in its entirety. You can fund more and dive more “in-depth.”

Yes, it is a risk.

I’ll be plain and simple: I am asking you to invest at least 2 dollars toward a literary work. Remember three things:

  • The funding is all-or-nothing, meaning that if I do not raise enough to meet my goal, everyone gets their money back.
  • The novel is already written. Most people who try to write a novel quit before they are halfway through the first draft. I’ve not only written, but revised, edited, and tested my novel with a focus group.
  • Your investment gains you an inside look into the writing and production of the novel. How many novelists grant readers such a privilege? (Here are examples of novels successfully done this way: Mytro by John Biggs, Janaina by Lorelei Williams, Missing Steps by Paul Cavanagh)

Other Ways You Can Help

  • Get the word out! Do you have a blog? Facebook? Twitter? Use your social media to let others know of my book.
  • Use the IndieGoGo share tools. They will direct attention back to this page, where others can invest.
  • When the book is published, I encourage you to write a review on Amazon, or even on your own blog.
  • Get the word about the indie artist Garrett Sedgwick. Make it seem like he’s a real musician nobody has heard of. This is an experiment in viral marketing.

I’m excited to publish a novel in this new way, using the backing of a reading community. When I first became a  writer, I didn’t even believe in electronic publishing. I wanted my work to only appear in print. Will the old way of writing novels change, or will it stay the same? This experience is one of many that will determine the future of novel writing. I hope you get a chance to be part of the experience!

An Authentic Derivative: The first seven pages for free!

Hey readers! In anticipation of my new novel, An Authentic Derivative, I am releasing the first seven pages for free.

Click on the link below for a free pdf of the first 7 pages.

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“This reads like the monologue at the beginning of a later Wes Anderson film, as edited by Salinger. I don’t hate it.”

-Stephano Mugnaini

HERE you can contribute to the campaign to fund the production and promotion of the novel:

Coming Soon: A premiere, genuine, Caleb Coy Novel

Very soon, you will hear the announcement.

We here at Caleb Coy blog have been working day in, day out to produce a novel of sorts.

It will arrive this summer. In fact, here’s your first tease—a sketch by a Nashville graphic artist currently working on our cover.unnamed-1

How will we know about it? Subscribe to this blog, if you haven’t already. Subscribe to my Twitter (which you can find running below my stately picture in the right column). You will soon be invited to participate in a novel experience.

Unlike most of the novels you see in stores, this novel will not pass through the grindings of a traditional publisher. This novel will take passage through a more recently carved path—that of digital self publishing, specifically, by way of crowdfunding.

Using IndieGoGo, Caleb Coy is going to sell preordered copies of his brand new novel in order to crowd fund its production. It is in the spirit of the novel itself, and its narrator, to bring the story to the public in such a fashion. In other words, YOU can make this novel happen before it even happens.

Stay tuned. This novel is so hip it hasn’t even been published yet. Be one of the first to preorder it, and you can enjoy one of many upcoming perks.

On Saying Farewell to Students

When you teach, you reach a point at the end of the year where a blend of emotions trespass upon you and take you hostage. You are pleased to complete another year, excited at the prospects of next year’s plans, relieved that you survived various mishaps, afraid of what trials await you the following year, regretful of your mistakes, proud of the students you see moving on to their next adventures, mournful of the ones you will miss the most, tickled by the appreciation they have shown (well, some of them), but sometimes mostly empty—empty because that is your room at the end of the last day, your room for the entire summer. Continue reading

Why Bruce Jenner Is Not a Woman

Confrontational thoughts from a fellow blogger. Despite how tired we might be of the Bruce Jenner story, what angles are being neglected?

The Front Porch Philosopher

Part of me hates to bandwagon onto this topic, as so much has already been said. It is a bit strange that as our economy sputters, the Middle East burns, and our communities descend into violence, we choose to obsess over the personal decisions of someone who a few years ago would have been considered a D-list celebrity. However I’m going to do it; not because I feel compelled to support or attack Jenner, but because the transgendered movement—and our society’s response to that movement—is illustrative of a broader, more important trend.

There is a shift going on in our culture to deny objective reality and to substitute in its place subjective feelings. While we should respect and value the human rights of each individual, we do not have the “right” to determine our own reality, nor do we have the right to then force everyone else to go along with…

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On “Freedom” in Jonathan Franzen’s Novel, Freedom

Jonathan Franzen has said of fiction that if it “isn’t an author’s personal adventure into the frightening or the unknown” it “isn’t worth writing for anything but money.” The author’s passion we read in his the novel Freedom was hardly an adventure for money. This novel hurts to read. It makes you ache. It makes you depressed. I makes you yearn for the freedom of having finished it.
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