New Essay Out! And Other Updates

It’s a new month, and summer has been productive. Here’s an update on the writing that’s been coming out from Caleb Coy Industries—a thing that I just made up.

My latest personal essay out in Change Seven. “Neighbors Now” Take a look!

My first publication in a sci-fi journal, 365 Tomorrows. A flash fiction piece called “A Thousand Tiny Steps” Take a look!

A short article, “What Kurt Vonnegut Taught Me About Writing For a Living” in Writing101

And here are some of the recent satires:

“Help Me: I Am Vehicle Illiterate” in MuddyUm

“I, Male Director of This Film, am Excited to Flesh Out This Female Character, Who is On Screen For Three Minutes” in Greener Pastures

“A Sitcom In Which Putin and Trump Share a Prison Cell, Starring Only Actual Things They’ve Said”

in Doctor Funny

“German Words For Complex Emotions You Didn’t Know About” in Slackjaw

“T.S. Eliot Reviews The Little Mermaid” in MuddyUm

“National “Weed Your Garden Day” Is Now National “Weed Garden” Day” in The Haven

“Diaries of a Dying Jellyfish That Has Just Been Discovered By Two Third Grade Boys”

in MuddyUm

“We’ve Run Out Of Ways To Make a Message Self-Destruct” in MuddyUm

“Other Things To Try In a Small Town: A Tourism Guide” in The Haven

Read My Latest Satire Posts

In the past couple weeks I’ve had a few satire pieces published online. Check them out!

Lyrics From Abandoned Weird Al Songs published in The Haven

The Inconsistencies in Plot, Character Development, and Basic Rules of Grammar in My Thirteen-Part Fantasy Series Can Be Explained By a Phenomenon Known as Purple Manna published in McSweeney’s

How To Get Limited Public Service Debt Relief in 60 Simple Steps” published in The Haven

A Church Who Loves the Idea of Racial Diversity

At our church we are very passionate about diversity.  We may not have a diverse family in our belief community, but we believe in having one.  We are very quick to tell you we are very diverse, and just as quick to tell you that we are not as diverse as we would like to be.  We know you are looking for a church with ethnic diversity, but if you happen to be white, don’t be afraid of tampering with our ethnic variety ratio by joining. We are neither Jew nor Greek, neither black nor white, neither Polynesian nor Cambodian, neither Serbian nor Turkish, neither Guatemalan nor New Guinean—but our home page photo sure is.  You can’t find a more inclusive congregation than that.  Even photo models who have never even heard of our church are members.

We love to use photos of diverse, happy herds of people, people gathered into tight groups on an invisible plane, surrounded by an endless sea of white background.  Always a white void we contrast against, always white and pale.  Anyway, we are desperate to appear to visitors and seekers as a colorful cast of differing faces all unified in racially diverse solidarity, and we will pay whatever price we can for those photos, even if none of us are in them.  We will put those stock photos on our website, photos with a decent ratio of males to females, and a spectrum of whites, blacks, Latinos, Asians, and maybe even one Pacific Islander.  Some churches hope that one day “Muslim” will be added to the wish list, while other churches hope that one day the distinctions between “Arab” and “Muslim” will be more widely known

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Teaching Satire Using YouTube

I try to teach “A Modest Proposal” to every senior class I have. I love their reactions to the proposal itself. What really gets me is how few of the students understand that the entire proposal is a satirical piece, that he is being facetious.
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