Pieces Published in the Last Two Months

Happy Spring readers!

Thought I’d catch you up in what I’ve been able to get out in the past couple months.

“Sometimes freedom is the impoverished commitment of two lonely people who have fled.”

I had a short personal essay, “Times I Thought of Running Away,” appear in Sunlight Press. Read here.

As for the rest, it’s all satire:

READ “My Name Is Ken Follett and I Am Now Going To Writing Short Fiction” appeared in Slackjaw

READ “I, Belle, Am Tired of Living in an 18th Century Village” appeared in MuddyUm

READ “A Male White Oak Issues An Apology For Allergenic Assault” appeared in Doctor Funny

READ “Quiz: Who Said It? A MAGA Politician? Or Adolf Hitler?” appeared in The Haven

READ “This Cold Pizza is Not My Attempt To Prevent Unionization; It’s a Selfless Gesture of Thanks To My Employees” appeared in Greener Pastures

READ “Streaming Services and Their Enneagram Types” appeared in MuddyUm

READ “Letter to George Lucas From the Tunisian Ministry of Tourism, 1983” appeared in Doctor Funny

READ “Movies in the Cocaine Bear Cinematic Universe” appeared in Weekly Humorist

READ “My Name is Ishtar: Stop Confusing Me With Easter” appeared in Backyard Church

Published Reads This Month

Hey readers! Here’s a rundown of some of this month’s publications you can read me at so far!

I Asked ChatGPT To Send a Terminator Back In Time To Circumvent Its Own Inception in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Please Take Ten Minutes Out of Your Day To Fill Out This Satisfaction Survey in Slackjaw

This Is A Ransom Note From Your Landlord in Greener Pastures

As a Content Creator, The Most Rewarding Part of My Job is Calling Myself a Content Creator in Weekly Humorist

To 007 From The Sardinian Farmer Whose House He Destroyed in Doctor Funny

Boy Scouts Will Teach Your Children to Prepare for Society’s Collapse in MuddyUm

How I Made $1,000 From 1 Chart-Topping Medium Post

and two new churches to try:

The Billy Peebles Church of God and The Bitter Springs Church of God in Backyard Church