Hey readers! Here’s a rundown of some of this month’s publications you can read me at so far!

I Asked ChatGPT To Send a Terminator Back In Time To Circumvent Its Own Inception in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Please Take Ten Minutes Out of Your Day To Fill Out This Satisfaction Survey in Slackjaw

This Is A Ransom Note From Your Landlord in Greener Pastures

As a Content Creator, The Most Rewarding Part of My Job is Calling Myself a Content Creator in Weekly Humorist

To 007 From The Sardinian Farmer Whose House He Destroyed in Doctor Funny

Boy Scouts Will Teach Your Children to Prepare for Society’s Collapse in MuddyUm

How I Made $1,000 From 1 Chart-Topping Medium Post

and two new churches to try:

The Billy Peebles Church of God and The Bitter Springs Church of God in Backyard Church