Blacksburgia webisode 22: Pandapas Excursion
Pandapas Excursion

A WASP family adopts a child from Africa in order to impress their fellow affluent neighbors, who they believe are not convinced that they are charitable and kindhearted.  They take their children to Pandapas pond, only to embarrass themselves.
During their picnic, they scorn the child for not using her utensils properly.  When the child curiously picks up a bug, they demand that she “put that bug down this instant.  What do you think this is, Africa?”  Their day continues with such shenanigans of white guilt turned paternal perturbation.