Hey readers!

Looks like it’s all satire for the month of May.

Here’s a rundown of the stuff you can read:

The one non-satire piece of non-fiction I’ve had out this month,

“I Don’t Care For Your Definitions of Highbrow and Lowbrow”—The Writing Cooperative 

And as for the rest, yeah, it’s all jokes from here on out:

“How I Got Punked at Cracker Barrel“—Muddyum

“As Seen On TV! The AR-15!“—Doctor Funny

“You Are the Billy Collins Poem”—Greener Pastures

“You Don’t Have to Lock Up the Warehouse As There Will Be a Superhero Fight Tonight”

—Slackjaw

“Memo To Myself From Myself After Reading Horkheimer and Adorno While watching Severance on my lunch break”

—MuddyUm

“Unfortunately Fortuitous Quotes From the Animated Film Playing Down the Hall As You and Your Partner Climax”

—Weekly Humorist

And some bits for Backyard Church:

“I’m a Ref in Church Softball and You’re the Worst“

“9 Ways You’re Getting the Triune God Wrong“

“The Fort Formal Church Welcomes You“

“You Should Chill With Us at the Fuzzy Navel Church“

“Gold Mound Church Welcomes You“