My Pixar Cars Theory

Much has been said about the Pixar theory wherein all the movies are linked to a single universe in which the inanimate objects and imaginary beings of our world are real and sentient.

In Toy Story, we had sentient toys. In Cars, we have sentient cars. The difference? In Toy Story, humans are still here, but in Cars, people are gone.

This doesn’t look like an alternative universe where there are cars instead of people. There are human landmarks. Cars have the same human-made design, and there are echoes of human culture everywhere. The cars themselves have personalities that imitate those of humans, and their language reflects humanity. Their car culture is derivative of our car culture and our human culture.

So what happened to the humans?

Theories have been offered, like John Negroni’s, all of them so far indicating that humans either died off or were sent somewhere. One way or another, this is some apocalypse in which machines have taken over. Some say it fits in with Wall-E, for example, and that humans were sent in space.

But I have a different theory, one that can fit with current theories or function as an alternative or off-shoot. For the most part, everything theorists like Negroni postulate is true. For my theory to work, and to understand why Cars is told the way it is, requires one fundamental difference.

The Cars in Cars are people.

Regardless of how other Disney/Pixar films fit into this, my theory behind Cars is that an event occurred in human history which led to the fusion of man and machine in order to save the planet. That is, the cars did not evolve their own personalities, but were actually created by humans to harbor human souls.

Whatever happened previously, and however Bi-Lo and Dinoco play a role, at some point humanity decided that we were too reliant on machines to live, and that it was too late for us to live in a world without themThe coexistence of mankind and machines was damaging the planet. One of them had to go. Unless, of course, both of them became one. We didn’t want to die, and we didn’t want our machines to go. So we became our machines.

lightning_mcqueen_-_disney_stars_and_motor_cars_paradeYou could work this theory in a number of ways: Maybe it’s an alternative timeline. Maybe it happened before the events of Wall-E, and we were able to reverse it. Maybe it happened alongside the events of Wall-E and some humans were for it and others were against it. Maybe it happened after Wall-E, and after returning “back to the earth” humans decided to meld man and machine, ending a long conflict between them.

Regardless, I now need to defend my theory:

  1. The cars are ergonomically designed for people. If the cars had no need for human drivers, they would not need to facilitate a space previously designed for human use. These cars have doors, for example. They have windshields. They see through them. Why not see through the headlights? Of course, Lasseter explained that the eyes are in the windshield to anthropomorphize the cars for the audience. But what if that is also where the soul of the human is held? Think about it.
  2. The cars have teeth and tongues. That is completely organic material of no use to a motor vehicle. Nuff said.
  3. The cars sleep. I don’t mean the cars rest. I mean that they sleep, a full human sleep cycle. Cars aren’t normally driven for over twelve hours at a time and then put to rest for eight hours. That is what people do. In order to function, these cars would only need to “turn off” or rest when under repair. And yet, in the Cars universe, the cars never turn off when filling up on gas (eating) or being repaired. This implies their “souls” are those of humans who still need to maintain their sleep cycle to maintain a sane consciousness.
  4. Human culture is everywhere. In this universe, things that would only make sense in a human world exist in a world devoid of people. From a writer’s standpoint, it’s a way to ground a very inhuman tale in a very human way. But from a theorist’s perspective, this may not be a parallel world where cars made themselves (impossible) and became sentient. Trucks have trucker hats (which cars don’t need), parties have wasabi (or pistachio ice cream that has turned), oil changing has to have white rooms with stalls.
  5. The cars age. In real life, cars age. But that aging works different. They are at their peak directly off the factory line. A vehicle can be kept for years in great shape if never driven. A person who never got out of bed for years would die. Pixar’s cars are able to appear as children (we hear babies cry in “Mater’s Tall Tales”) and grow into adults. Doc Hudson was a racer when he was younger. He’s still in good shape, but old. He even sounds old. Lizzie’s memory has even faded as she has aged.
  6. The cars can be religious. I’m not prejudiced enough to say that a mechanical vehicle  endowed with sentience has no right to be religious, but I wouldn’t expect it. Not only does religion seem to exist in the Cars universe, but it closely resembles human religion. There’s even a Pope-mobile.
  7. Some cars mimic specific human celebrities. There are cars who resemble Jay Leo, Bob Costas, and Queen Elizabeth, just to name a few. It’s as if the people transplanted into cars needed familiar famous faces.
  8. Cars transport things, and there are no people. In the other Pixar movies, people exist, and the sentient animals/objects are a part of their world. It also makes sense for them to be sentient because they are either animate or (in the case of Toy Story) made to be animated or look like animate things/people. In Cars, only the cars are sentient, and not only are people gone, but there is no narrative of humans ever existing. Cars don’t make sense without people, and all vehicles are defined by their ability to transport something. This leads us to wonder if they are now transporting not individual people, but the souls of what were once people.
  9. The Cars never, ever mention people. People are a thing that never existed, it seems. They weren’t in the past. They aren’t somewhere else. They aren’t even a rumor or a legend, or an imaginary being. They simply are not. And yet their familiar imprint is in everything.

Ok. So the cars actually house the souls of people. But why? Again, when people began to rely to heavily on machines, we realized that one had to go. Realizing either option was impossible to embrace, we decided to meld them together. People could stay, but the only resources we would be consuming would be gas, oil, metal and plastic. In addition, the world of Planes hints that foods such as corn would play a greater role in making fuel. But in order for this to happen, the collective human conscience had to be fooled into believing they were cars all along. This required a tremendously genius operation across the world.

There’s a hint in Cars 2, as Francesco’s mother prays to Il Gran Produttore—”The Great Manufacturer” (or, literally, “the great producer”). In the world of Cars, we don’t see much of how cars are made, only repaired. Could it be that all of the vehicles, or at least a first generation, were produced by a single manufacturer using a singular process to install the rebooted souls of humans into vehicles? Some sort of collective amnesia had to be set in place to reformat the memories of humanity into believing they had always been cars, and no other sentient life form existed.

The new world is primed. Names of places are changed to Carburetor Canyon, Radiator Springs, The Cozy Cone, so that these new beings will feel comfortable in their new car husks. Even the landscape changes—Cadillac range, Willy’s Butte being a Pontiac ornament—which could have been an actual terraforming project or merely a reflection of how the cars see the world through their new lenses. Now it seems like the world was made for these beings they always have been. And they would be able to solve an energy crisis without having to worry about the viral destruction of organic humans.

So there’s my theory. When you peer into the eyes of Lightning, Mater, and Red the fire engine, you’re not just looking into living cars, but the souls of the very people who used to drive them!

It’s a collision of worlds.

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