I will now present to you the month of NO-Shave November should set the calendar for the entire year:

NO-SHAVE NOVEMBEARD

DECEMBEARD

JANU-HAIRY

FEBRU-HAIRY

MARCH HARE

APE FRILL

MAY-THE-FURS-BE-ISSUED

D’JUNE-KNOW-I-HAVE-A-BEARD?

HASIDIC JEW-LY

HIS AUGUST MAJESTY’S MANE

SEPTEMB-HAIR

[So, apparently this guy is at the top of the leaderboard for Septembeard charity drive for most money raised. I don’t know how or why, but props to this chap.]

OCTOB-HAIR

Case dismissed. Here’s your new calendar.