5 Reasons Why “Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth” Is NOT What the Bible Is

Have you heard this one before?

One way to understand the Bible is to remember that B.I.B.L.E. means “Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.”

I know 99% of grown people must know that it doesn’t actually stand for that. It’s only being used as a mnemonic device to explain that thousand-page work of the Spirit from which we draw the truth of God.

It’s cute.

But it doesn’t really make any sense. Here are five reasons why “Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth” is not a good way of explaining the Word.

  1. 2979302736_62aebac174_bI’ve never seen a set of “basic” instructions that long. 

    Seriously. 66 books. You know what a basic set of instructions is? The one that comes with your phone. Even a car manual is complicated.

  2. There’s nothing “Basic” about the complex, intricate, deep entirety of scripture.

    In his letter to the Hebrew Christians, Paul said, “Let us move beyond the elementary teachings about Christ and be taken forward to maturity.” While basic, elementary teachings that are easy to grasp lie at the core of the Gospel, the Bible as a whole is everything of great import surrounding the Good News. The Bible contains basic instructions, but not everything in the Bible is a simple starting point for faith.

  3. Only a portion of the Bible is actually direct instructions for us.

    The Old Testament is mostly history, much of the rest poetry and prophecy, with a small fraction containing directions, laws, or guidance, and even much of that is not directly for Christians, but for Israelites under the Old Covenant. The four gospels are biography intermixed with sermons, illustrations, and commands of Jesus. The letters that follow contain many instructions, but also other types of communication. To call the collection of works itself “instructions” is to dismiss the function of huge chunks of scripture.

  4. The Bible is not a manual you just read before your funeral.

    I wouldn’t give the Bible to someone and say “make sure you read this before you leave the planet.” Like, are aliens coming? What if I die first? What about guiding us through our whole lives as Christians? Where in the Bible does it say that its own instructions are only for the after life? Isn’t the kingdom here and now?

  5. Exactly in what way are we “leaving earth”?

    The phrase can leave open the idea that the earth is nothing more than trash and we’re getting on a plane for somewhere else. But the instructions in the Bible can not be read without applying them to the here and now, not just bags to pack and plans to make for a trip later, but plans for how to transform this world in the here and now.

“Bible” comes from a Greek word that means “books.” And these books themselves, woven into a beautiful and harmonious library, give us a number of names we can call them, including the “Scriptures” (what is written), and the “Gospel” (the good news)!

To me, “good news” always sounds better than “basic instructions.” If you gave me a choice between a positive and exciting newspaper article and a set of instructions, I’m more likely to respond to the news. This doesn’t mean that the Bible is just news without a call to obedient response, but when God speaks, we do injustice by merely calling the total compendium of his great story “basic instructions.”

The Bible contains the powerful story of the God we are to obey. But the Bible is not an instruction manual. There’s no need in a corny acronym when we have so many other choices, like Good News, to explain what the Word is to us.

An instruction manual is something people tend to read once, if at all, and if they read it more than once, it’s only when something goes wrong. I don’t want to give anyone the impression that the Word is something to be glance over once, and only return to when there’s a problem. I want to exemplify the word dwelling in me richly.

Maybe we should start calling it the GNAHWCTE:

Good News About Him Who Came To Earth.

8 responses to “5 Reasons Why “Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth” Is NOT What the Bible Is

  1. Thank you so much for your article your blog I have been hearing this cliche This Acronym for a while and it seemed to bother me every time I were here and especially people who consider themselves Christians saying this really just would just fix my spirit when I leave here but I think you so much for your read because I definitely believe that the Bible is not basic and I don’t look at it as an instruction manual as much as I look at it being the power of God and I thank you for the read because it’s giving me a peace to understand exactly where this is coming from and it’s almost comical but it’s not but I thank you again and I just want to thank you…..confirmation

  2. If the reader can understand Matthew 13 then they are in a place to understand the whole bible. My problem with your position on this is that God is not the author of confusion. The Holy Bible is NOT complex. If someone asked me, Is Jesus God, if so why did he pray to God? The bible is so clear on that and it is not complex. So what do you mean, COMPLEX?

    • 1 Corinthians 3:2.
      Some passages are simple. Some passages are complex. Otherwise, the Ethiopian eunuch would not need anyone to explain anything to him.

  3. I like the phrase because the bible tells us we must reconnect with the Father (sin has separated us). It tells us how to make that connection, and what the Father expect our lives to look like. It also tells us the place we will spend eternity (after leaving earth), depending on how we followed the instructions given in the bible. There’s a greater depth to it all, but, the bible only gives us what we can handle – the basic.

  4. Point nr. 1:
    And many other signs truly did Jesus in the presence of his disciples, which are not written in this book: But these are written, that ye might believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God; and that believing ye might have life through his name. – John 20:30‭-‬31 KJV

    And there are also many other things which Jesus did, the which, if they should be written every one, I suppose that even the world itself could not contain the books that should be written. Amen. – John 21:25 KJV

    And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
    Revelation 22:19 KJV

    So basically there is so much information that all the books in the world could not contain it. But what is written is enough for us to believe. Seems like basic instructions to me.
    You can have it on your phone by the way
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    Nr. 2:
    The secret things belong unto the Lord our God: but those things which are revealed belong unto us and to our children for ever, that we may do all the words of this law. – Deuteronomy 29:29 KJV

    In that hour Jesus rejoiced in spirit, and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, that thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Father; for so it seemed good in thy sight. – Luke 10:21 KJV

    Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation. For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost. – 2 Peter 1:20‭-‬21 KJV

    Well it doesn’t seems complicated to me and according to Jesus, even a child can understand it if he is moved by the Spirit of God. For those who believe everything is simple.

    He answered and said unto them, Because it is given unto you to know the mysteries of the kingdom of heaven, but to them it is not given. – Matthew 13:11 KJV
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    Nr. 3:
    This doesn’t even need an explanation. If you believe that the bible is just history and poetry.. Well I can’t change that in you. Only God. But I will say this:

    All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works. – 2 Timothy 3:16‭-‬17 KJV
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    Nr. 4 & 5
    That’s exactly what the Bible is: a manual to read before our funeral. We are given a time on this earth to prepare for the after life. How would you prepare to do something without a manual? You can’t go in Syberia wearing just a t-shirt. You have know how, prepare and be ready.

    How would you leave Earth without a map or a guide? And yes we are going to leave Earth because:

    For our citizenship is in heaven; whence also we wait for a Saviour, the Lord Jesus Christ: – Philippians 3:20 ASV

    And.. Yes.. The earth is trash right now and everything on it will burn.

    And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea. – Revelation 21:1 KJV

    And the earth is not the kingdom of God right now but it will be:

    Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them; And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me. – Matthew 4:8‭-‬9 KJV

    And we know that we are of God, and the whole world lieth in wickedness. – 1 John 5:19 KJV

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